More from Issue #3
HumorClancy’s Kids by Percy L. Crosby
The Wedding Toast
Here’s to your coffins May they be made of hundred-year-old oaks Which we shall plant tomorrow. May you both live as long as you want, and never want as long as you…
Jokes
WHAT CAN YOU SAY TO BOTHER A WRITER? “The list is to long too wright hear.” HOW DID THE RUN-ON SENTENCE KNOW IT WAS PREGNANT? “Its period was late.” HOW DID CHARLOTTE…
Hopping a Freight Train…
To get on, go to where trains stop. Choose a “side out” (where parallel tracks converge), or anywhere trains are known to slow down to a crawl. Obviously, you ought to know…