“Clancy’s Kids” by Percy L. Crosby, copyright 1919 by the McClure Newspaper Syndicate, now in the public domain.
More from Issue #3
HumorMoose Lake Cartoons by Roddy Thorleifson
Jokes
WHAT CAN YOU SAY TO BOTHER A WRITER? “The list is to long too wright hear.” HOW DID THE RUN-ON SENTENCE KNOW IT WAS PREGNANT? “Its period was late.” HOW DID CHARLOTTE…
The Wedding Toast
Here’s to your coffins May they be made of hundred-year-old oaks Which we shall plant tomorrow. May you both live as long as you want, and never want as long as you…
The Parable of the Vengeful Man by Daniel Wilmoth
Kevin hunched over the keyboard, shirtsleeves rolled past his elbows, squinting at the screen as he typed his final message to those who would soon be former coworkers. A closed door prevented…