WHAT CAN YOU SAY TO BOTHER A WRITER?
“The list is to long too wright hear.”
HOW DID THE RUN-ON SENTENCE KNOW IT WAS PREGNANT?
“Its period was late.”
HOW DID CHARLOTTE BRONTË SAVE US FROM SUFFOCATING?
“She invented Eyre.”
THE PAST, THE PRESENT, AND THE FUTURE WALK INTO A BAR...
“It was tense.”
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO SOOTHE THE GRAMMAR POLICE?
“There, their, they’re.”
WHAT KIND OF WORD SHOULD YOU INVITE TO A FANCY TEA PARTY?
“A proper noun.”
WHY DID THE COMMA BREAK UP WITH THE APOSTROPHE?
“Because it was too possessive.”
WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CAT AND A COMMA?
“A cat has claws at the ends of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.”
IS THERE A WORD IN ENGLISH THAT USES ALL THE VOWELS INCLUDING “Y”?
“Unquestionably!”
MY ENGLISH TEACHER ASKED ME TO NAME TWO PRONOUNS.
“I said, “Who, me?’”
WHY DO WORDS AND PHRASES END UP IN COURT?
“To be sentenced.”
WHY DID THE WRITER FEEL COLD?
“Because she was surrounded by drafts.”
WHY DID THE PREGNANT WOMAN YELL “WOULDN’T! COULDN’T! SHOULDN’T”?
“She was having contractions.”
